Executive Summary Elevator Pitch: A quasi-Universal Healthcare / National Security scheme that both Liberals and Conservatives can agree on. Mission: Establish a sixth branch of the U.S. Armed Forces dedicated to ensuring national health security through strategic deployment of medical resources, training facilities, and personnel across underserved and critical areas. Proposed Name: U.S. Medical Service […]
Here’s the thing about being rich: nobody knows you’re rich unless you tell them — which is one advantage money has over herpes. You win half a billion dollars. You do the smart stuff — lawyers, LLC, fake name. You keep your mouth shut and sit in the same crappy apartment thinking one thought that […]
Think of every leftist you know: they’re miserable. You cannot fight with a leftist or harm them, and you shouldn’t try to. They’re already more miserable than any misery you could inflict upon them. There’s a saying that’s popular in the Muslim world: Don’t wrestle with pigs, because they’re filthy, and because they like it. […]
The term “Adjudicated Rapist” sounds academic, legal, official and 250% true.
Alright, sentimental fools, gather ’round, just like Raymond Carver we’re gonna talk about love, or rather, let’s talk about why your romantic options look less like a romantic comedy and more like an excel spreadsheet. Forget destiny. Forget soulmates. Finding “The One” is just a math problem. The Brutal Bean-Counting of Romantic Bliss Here’s the […]
Democrats care about pretending to care; here’s why:
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